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Good afternoon! How are you? Are you waiting for me? Have you been waiting long? I am sorry! I am not late and I have just came from the plane.

Do you speak English? No? How strange!
Do you understand English? No? It does not matter.
I hope you will soon learn it. English is not difficult.

You do not know me. I know it and I know you. I know you are an interesting group. You come from different countries. You are interested travel with me it seems that you are interested in everything new.

Is that so? Yes, certainly.

Let me introduce myself to you.
I am English. My name is Adam. I only speak English. We will understand each other easily. I will talk slowly and clearly. If it is necessary, just say: “Repeat that, please!” Than I will repeat it. Or, “Say again”, I will repeat too.

But on the way, I have a strange creature. It speaks all languages. It can help you. It can translate if it is necessary. I don`t think we need it.

Now I will tell you something about myself.
You know, the English don`t like to talk about themselves. They do not like to inquire about others.

So, who am I? I am Mr Adam.
What am I? I am a driver, coach driver.
I have many friends. What does that mean?

Oh, that`s very difficult, if not impossible. Today`s coach is totally booked. You can try tomorrow.

But why? And where should I go? Oh, yes, yes, I am coming. Just a moment, please. The telephone is ringing. You can have the tickets for today. Are you still interested?