quizz

- Why do white sheep eat so much more than black sheep?
- I should immediately say that I don’t know about sheep, but I think that its because there are so many more white sheep.
- Answer quickly, Miss Wyndham! What dog has no tail?
- A hot dog.
- When is a cook bad?
- When he beats an egg.
- If you saw a lion coming what steps would you take?
- The longest steps I could, sir.
- Oh, Miss Wyndham, you are never wrong!

- Let me see! How many lions can enter an empty cage?
- Only one. Then the cages no longer empty.
- Quickly, please! What kinds of animals can jump higher than a house?
- All kinds of animals. Houses cannot jump.

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