telephone

- Hello! Wyndham speaking. Who is it, please?
- Watt!
- What is your name, please?
- Watt’s my name.
- That’s what I ask you. What is your name?
- That’s what I told you. Watt’s my name. – A long pause, and then the voice: – Is that really Wyndham?
- No, this is Knot.
- Please, tell me your name!
- Knot, I told you.
- Hello, Miss Wyndham? Is that really you?
- Hello, is that you, Mr Merry?
- These are tricky jokes, Miss Wyndham. How are you? I am waiting for you in the lobby. It’s raining. And do you knew what the worst weather for rats and mice is?
- Just, a minute, please. I have to think a bit, when it rains cats and dogs.
- Oh! Don’t forget your umbrella.

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